Educated Idiots - The Strange Case of the Two Dianes

I'm guessing that almost anyone who attended my highsoul was snatched away. Great movie, cute premise.
school in the early 70's knows about "Smart Diane"In real life, not so funny.
and "Dumb Diane."I am about to give up on the whole mess. It's people
These two girls had the same first and last name, bothwho "get" the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, rodeos, and
names spelled the same. They were both memberscountry music with the Common Sense in this country.
of the Drill Squad, were in the same graduating class,People who would rather go to a Nascar(TM) race
and both were college bound honor roll students.and have a beer than attend a White House dinner
(Remember when you could put kids in classes basedand sip champagne are still this country's best hope.
on ability to perform?)Problem is, even rugged individuals are starting to
One Diane was tall, thin and bubbly. The other wasspew the "entitlement" mantra of the elitist Washington
average build and quiet, but both were nonethelesschampagne sippers.
well-liked. So, if you were referencing one of theseYou are smarter than most of the folks in our nation's
girls, you needed a shorthand way to differentiatecapital. They might have more education than you do.
between them.They use big words and yap on about "global issues".
So, you were either talking about "Smart Diane" orYou know, those people who see everything in
"Dumb Diane". And the two Dianes knew they were"shades of gray"? In Washington, "nuance" means,
thus tagged. It wasn't an unkind remark, actually. Those"Don't hold me to this." In the real world, regular folks
just happened to be "the facts on the ground."duck-to avoid the excrement being thrown their way.
The way it was explained to me was; "Book smart, lifeWhen I was in my 20's, I loved tennis. I was an
dumb."aggressive little stinker, moving all over the court and
I bet you know someone like this. Not unintelligent. Thisslamming the ball right at my opponents' feet. Once
is a person who has lots of native intelligence andwhen subbing in my mom's league, a lady "dinked" a
knows lots of facts. It's just the COMMON SENSEball over the net, a lifetime away from my position.
that is missing.Easy point. My mom, who was tired of running by that
"Dumb Diane's" brother had the perfect story topoint laughed and said, "Old age and treachery beat
illustrate the point. Being an older brother and, as olderyouth and skill."
brothers are protective in a completely annoyingWell, The Audacity of Common Sense beats the
way-it's a DNA thing-he found her pocketbook oneaudacity of hope in the same way. Big words
day and had a look. Her checks were all signed. Talkdelivered well are no substitute for plain talk spoken
about carte blanche!sincerely.
Any secrecy he would have wanted to maintain duePeople who never laugh at themselves make me
to this "fishing expedition" went out the windownervous.
because he knew what kind of risk his sister wasDon't "snow" me with theory. If you want to run my life,
taking. So, he pointed out to her that all her checksI am going to take a look at your track record. I'm not
were signed and his curiosity made him inquire as toso stupid I'll go along with your plans for the future if
why.you past behavior tells me I can't trust you. If you
Well, it saved her time when shopping. That last little bitloaned your car to someone and he wrecked it, you
was done, so all she had to do was fill in the payeesure as stink wouldn't do it again, would you? You also
and amount. Forget identity theft. This was Christmaswouldn't loan it to someone you didn't know.
and finders-keepers rolled into one if that pocketbookI have to wonder about hiring someone for leader of
went missing or was stolen.the country who doesn't have much of a "paper trail".
He had to spend a half hour explaining why sheThat would be worse than taking a flyer on a guy you
couldn't do that any more.met in a bar who looked good and had a good pick-up
This is what happens when well-intentioned people seeline. One bad date is bad enough. Four years! Good
a problem and react emotionally to it. We do need ourgrief!
emotions when making decisions. Our emotions warnWhy do we keep sending people to Washington who
us of danger and signal when we are on the rightrepeatedly slap us upside the head? The answer is
track. I'm just saying that we should think our waywe don't. We are not "Dumb Dianes" for falling for this
through a problem and not just hang our hats on thenonsense. We're "Dumb Dianes" for not doing anything
easiest "solution" or the answer we think will make usabout it.
sound intelligent, caring or whatever other attribute weWhy do Common Sense people like us let this
hope folks will ascribe to us.happen? There are more of us redneck dorks, the
Here's an illustration to make my point. It showed up inworking stiffs who make this country work, than there
my in-box today:are the blue-blood intellectual snobs in the Washington,
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in theNew York and west coast corridors of power. The
desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fellproblem is they use big words and cite obscure data
sound asleep.to the point of giving us a headache.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger andYet, in reality, their vocabularies and theories are no
says, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?'match for your real world experiences. In order to
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'push back, you need some basics to back up what
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.you know in your gut. If you were educated in a public
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,school, the history and facts you need to back up your
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions ofworking knowledge of the world was left out.
galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately aSome sacred cows need to be sent to the slaughter
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, thehouse. Like the idea that just because Martin Luther
Lord is all powerful , and we are small and insignificant.King, Jr. worked with JFK to get the Civil Rights
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful dayAmendment, you assume King was a Democrat.
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'False! King's niece put up a web site called National
'You dumber than buffalo turd. Someone stole tent.'Black Republicans to correct the record.
Tonto "got" it. "Smart Diane". The Lone Ranger wasn'tHerbert Hoover caused the Great Depression and
wrong; he just didn't "get" it. "Dumb Diane".FDR "fixed" it. False! The Great Depression didn't need
What are the ramifications of your conclusions?to be so great. A recession follows an expansionary
Our society today holds the attribute of "compassion"period, and although Hoover missed a chance to step
in high esteem. Should we hold the attribute ofin, the Depression that followed was made deeper and
"compassion" in high esteem? Of course, you saidlonger by FDR's tinkering. FDR was a Socialist,
"yes." Who could disagree with wanting to beunashamedly so, and the groupthink he created
"compassionate"?plagues us to this day.
"Compassionate" is a very squishy word. WhatTax cuts cause deficits. False! Out-of-control spending
constitutes "compassion"? What does it mean to be acauses deficits. In Washington, "tax cuts" aren't tax
compassionate person? Does it mean that you nevercuts. They are tax RATE cuts, and they always bring
let anyone suffer? And what constitutes "suffering"?more money, not less into the treasury. Raising tax
When I was in grade school, I had the good fortune ofRATES always decreases the flow of money into the
witnessing a butterfly's escape from a cocoon. Oftreasury, just the opposite of what the politicians tell
course, you have heard that one should never help ayou. You need a score card just to keep up!
butterfly escape its chrysalis.But the biggest problem we have in this country is
I'll never forget how difficult it was for that butterfly toYOU. If you are in love with all the "sacred cow"
completely emerge. It is a completely natural urge toprograms: Social Security which returns a whopping
want to end what seems to be a Herculean task or to1% on investment, bloated, wasteful public schools that
assist what seems to be a suffering creature.always need more money "for the kids" who after
Eventually, our teacher couldn't "take it" any more, andbeing feted with untold wealth are now dumber than
she finished the process for that insect. As it flew off, Iever (check the stats vs. the rest of the world), Big
noticed its wing had a huge notch in it. How it fared inDaddy government that tells us where to smoke,
the wide world, no one knows. Whether herwhen to spit, and whether to bag or mulch the grass,
intervention caused the anomaly, I couldn't say. But IYOU are the problem.
mention it because in our "compassion", we are tooI've been a grown-up for a long time now. I don't need
quick to step in and influence the outcome.an uncle in Washington or the mayor of my town or
Remember the movie, "Heaven Can Wait"? Theany one of a number of the little chieftains we have in
newbie angel stepped in too quickly, and Warrenour society, each with his own little slice of power to
Beatty's character, we learn, would have survived.get through my day.
Because the angel didn't want his human to suffer, theLeave me alone. I'll use my Common Sense, thank you.