Hobnobbing with a Blackfoot Chief

We have the Blackfoot Indians here in Idaho. Some ofknown that.
them live in the Blackfoot reservation. The BlackfootPaul: We know all that?
are not just in Idaho. They are a large nation thatHack: It sure seems so.
covers a lot of territory.Paul: Could you write that down for me?
I went to have a chat with Long Standing Bear, aHack: Sure, Paul. What about the dreams Indians
Blackfoot Chief. I drove up to the reservation andhave? What do they mean? What about the White
stopped in the Museum across from the casino. IBuffalo?
asked to see Long Standing Bear. I was told that hePaul: Help others realize that life is a beautiful dream.
did not live in Idaho but that I might be able to find aDreamers are the butterflies of life and help others to
chief in the little town below the casino. I went into arealize their dreams. You can look up the other stuff
curio shop and talked to Paul. I said, "Are you a chiefon the Internet.
of the Blackfoot Nation?"Hack: Well, have you seen the White Buffalo?
Paul: Who is asking?Paul: I got up there too late. It had changed color.
Hack: Taylor Jones, the hack writer.Hack: Does that matter?
Paul: I'm a chief then.Paul: No. Be humorous and help others to enjoy life
Hack: I understand that you don't believe in original sin.and the life of others. Humor makes you attractive.
Paul: We believe in the beauty and strength of ourThe humorous person has many guests and the one
own being. Forget the foolish belief that you and yourwho is invited everywhere because of the joy they
fellow human beings were born evil. Those who wouldbring to the gathering.
control you all the days of your life on earthHack: Here's a joke. A salesman chased a fast-running
perpetuate the belief.chicken into a farm yard. He asked the farmer why
Hack: That sounds similar to what is on your officialthe chicken could run so fast. The farmer said he had
web site,a lot of fast-running chickens and it was because they
Paul: I'll be darned.had three legs. The salesman asked if they were
Hack: Anything on truth and honesty?good eating. The farmer said, "Don't know. Haven't
Paul: Live a life of truth and honesty. This makes you abeen able to catch one."
person of quality and dignity. Truth and honesty are thePaul: Hear about the three Indian squaws that couldn't
kind of leadership qualities that attracts others.get pregnant? They went to the medicine man. He told
Hack: That sounds verbatim to me.the first to sleep on a deer hide, the second to sleep
Paul: Is that a swear word?on an elk hide, and the third to sleep on a moose hide.
Hack: No, Paul. It means it's exactly what is on yourAfter nine months the squaw that slept on the deer
official web site.hide told the medicine man that she had a fine new
Paul: Oh, okay.son, the squaw that slept on the elk side said the
Hack: What do you have to say about respect to thesame. The third squaw, who slept on the moose hide
elderly?was about to report when the Medicine man said,
Paul: Give honor and respect to others regardless of"You had twin sons!" They were amazed and asked
age and situation in life. This quality makes you andhow he knew that. The Chief said, "The sum of the
others worthy of honor and respect, which makessquaw on the moose hide is equal to the sum of the
others, feel worthwhile and fulfilled. Honor and respectsquaws on the other two hides."
empowers others so they can win the day. They willHack: I saw at that there are two current Blackfoot
return it to you fourfold.languages, the old and the new.
Hack: Paul! Is that a card you have under the counter?Paul: The gift of language is a miracle and it is meant
Are you reading from a card?to be used to live a life of harmony, joy, love, and
Paul: We have to be ready for tourist. Do you expectrespect. Never be afraid to talk matters over with
us to memorize everything?those you disagree with or those you love. Use it well
Hack: I guess you have a point, Paul. What about theand use it often.
good earth?Hack: Well?
Paul: Honor the earth and all that exists. Be strong inPaul: What was your question again, White Man?
this belief and practice it throughout your life because itHack: It seems that the qualities you describe are
makes for a world of kindness that binds all the goodworthwhile for everyone.
things of life together in a circle of harmony.Paul: What is described here is leadership and
Hack: You make me feel so humble, Paul.happiness in the broadest sense. These are the
Paul: Be humble but not timid. To be humble is toqualities that make for a great father, grandmother,
connect yourself to the stars and the entire universemother, teacher, grandfather, lover, traditional leader,
and makes you aware there is something uniquefriend and a great human being. Best of all you can
about life that is to be enjoyed without fear. We areadd to this list.
people from the stars and because of it we areHack: Would you put that card away. How about
sacred.some lunch?
Hack: I wonder how the Blackfoot people learned thatPaul: How about buying a deer or elk hide?
they were from the stars. We know now that thereHack: Okay. What have you got for $20.00?
was no life until stars went supernova and spread thePaul: Well, I guess I'll take the lunch. How about a wind
heavier elements around to collect as planets. We arechime for your squaw and bracelets for those 32
literally made of the elements from dead stars. It'sgrandkids of yours?
amazing that you Blackfoot people have alwaysIncluding lunch the total was $185.48.